SLASHERLAND — the show never ended

a hand-drawn 1980s slasher-carnival horde shooter · the show never ended

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📢 "Please keep your arms, legs, and souls inside the park at all times." — the management
tonight's program

One night. One park. No exits worth mentioning.

Somewhere off the interstate is a carnival that plays horror movies on repeat — with a live cast. Up to four survivors, thirty-six scenes, and a headliner every third act. Shut down all twelve attractions and the marquee finally changes.

12

LEGENDS HEADLINE

Every slasher archetype you grew up hiding from, each fighting like their films. One walks. One calls. One never speaks.

1,500+

VOICE LINES

A living PA announcer, a campfire narrator, taunting bosses and a survivor cast that will not shut up. Beautifully.

4

COUCH CO-OP

Grab three friends and four pads. Drop in mid-night. Argue about who fed the Impresario.

20

CURSED TAPES

Legends drop VHS tapes that should not exist. Shelve them. Play them. Regret them. Score big.

THE DAILY NIGHT

The same three curses for everyone on earth, every day. Double score. Share the card. Chase the world.

536

TRADING CARDS

Rip packs at the Midway Card Emporium. Serial-numbered parallels to /400, graded slabs, a 200-sleeve binder. The rarest card is a rumor.

THE FORGE

The RPG under the midway — build your own slasher from spilled blood and level them night after night.

the night shift

Five survivors. One van. Zero plans.

Hand-drawn, fully voiced, and armed with whatever the midway drops. Every survivor plays differently — pick your horror-movie role and live (briefly) by it.

Beebe, the final boy
BEEBE
the final boy
has seen EVERY movie
Charlie, the occultist
CHARLIE
the occultist
show's over, big fella
Chuck, the tank
CHUCK
the tank
get. behind. me.
Mike, the gunslinger
MIKE
the gunslinger
clocking in.
Jeremy, the lucky one
JEREMY
the lucky one
I NEVER lose twice
the attractions

Twelve legends run this park.

Every third scene, the music changes and one of them comes for you, alone. Beat them to shut down the ride — and pick up what they drop.

Chuckles, the living doll
CHUCKLES
the living doll
the prize nobody claimed
Eddie Static, the caller
EDDIE STATIC
the caller
it's always for you
Marcel, the mute clown
MARCEL
the mute clown
. . .
Davey Midnight, the heartthrob
DAVEY MIDNIGHT
the heartthrob
eternal youth. killer smile.
Cash Harlan, Sawhand
CASH HARLAN
sawhand
the saw giveth
Mister Grimm, the mortician
MISTER GRIMM
the mortician
the parlor never closes
Old Rex, the unearthed
OLD REX
the unearthed
the old god hungers
Pork Chop Sawtell, the skinner
PORK CHOP SAWTELL
the skinner
dinner is at midnight
Fred Cinders, the sandman
FRED CINDERS
the sandman
stay awake. or don't.
Mason Drowne, the undrowned
MASON DROWNE
the undrowned
the lake keeps what it takes
Mr. October, the lurker
MR. OCTOBER
the lurker
he simply... walks
Barnaby Roost, the taxidermist
BARNABY ROOST
the taxidermist
every guest stays forever
YOUR LEGEND
forge the thirteenth
the rpg under the midway

⚒ THE FORGE

Every night you survive — win or lose — banks Blood Points. Spend them in THE FORGE to build a slasher of your very own: stats, talents, six Blood Rite paths with capstones that change everything, a signature weapon won at the Wheel of Misfortune.

Level 5: the park turns its head.
Level 12: the legends start whispering.
Level 20: the marquee orders a thirteenth letter.
The Impresario, first of the new blood
THE IMPRESARIO — first of the new blood
"I produced this park. YOU are off-script." — a new elite, drawn by the park itself. More are coming.
The twelve legends of Slasherland
be kind — rewind

The Cursed VHS Collection

Twenty tapes that should not exist. Each one twists the whole night — black & white worlds, corpses that rise twice, double features where every legend returns for a second reel.

Cursed VHS tape: Hallowed Eve '78 Cursed VHS tape: Camp Blood Part XIII Cursed VHS tape: A Nightmare Reel Cursed VHS tape: The Fog Rolls In Cursed VHS tape: Grindhouse Double Feature Cursed VHS tape: The Crossover Event
the line starts here

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📢 "Thank you for choosing Slasherland. As if you had a choice." — the management